NOT REALLY, BUT IT GOT YOUR ATTENTION!! 
drzenith asked:
Who is more popular Hulk or HULK Hogan? Should you call your fans "Hulkamaniacs"?
HULK BEEN AROUND LONGER, AND HULK NOT BALD GUY COVERING BALDNESS WITH SCARF OR WHATEVER IT IS OTHER DUDE WEARING. THAT MAKE HULK MORE AWESOMER AND STUFF!! AND HULK NOT CALL HULK FANS HULKAMANIACS. HULK CALL THEM DELUSIONAL. OR..IF HULK HUNGRY, HULK CALL AND INVITE SELF OVER FOR DINNER.
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk,
Who’s your favorite Ninja Turtle and why?
HULK LIKE THE ONE WITH THE SMALL POINTY THINGS, CAUSE HE’S GREEN AND ANGRY. AND HULK GREEN AND ANGRY TOO. AND GOT SMALL POINTY THING.
WAIT…
drzenith asked:
Did you buy the movie "Hulk VS" starring Wolverine and Thor? By the way, you play a minor role as an extra…now don’t get angry (drop things and run…)
HULK NOT SEEN IT. HULK PLAY EXTRA WHAT? EXTRA THOR? EXTRA LIGHT? EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT? HULK NOT UNDERSTAND!!! RAAARGH!!
fnspidey asked:
What do you think of the DCUC toy line, Hulk? Do you think Solomon Grundy got a better action figure than you?
HE GOT FISTS AFTER ONE FIGURE. THIS ANGER HULK. THIS ANGER HULK SO MUCH THAT HULK HAD TO MAKE A SOLOMON GRUNDY IN HULK’S TOILET.
What are you going to do in Dark Reign? Planning to join the Dark Avengers?
RAAAARGH WHY COMICS SO DARK!! IS BLACK INK CHEAPER? IT JUST DEPRESS HULK. HULK THINK COMICS NEED TO LIGHTEN UP, GET STICK OUT OF ASS, SKIP THROUGH TULIPS OR SOMETHING. HULK GOT ENOUGH TROUBLES WITHOUT COMICS BRINGIN’ HULK’S PARTY DOWN!
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk,
Did you have a nice Valentine’s Day?
IF BY NICE VALENTINE’S DAY YOU MEAN HULK MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY WHILE WATCHING COUSIN THROUGH PEEPHOLE…HULK’S DAY WAS GREAT!
Heli88 asked:
Hulk,
What do you think of the new Fwoosh forum names?
Do you have better naming suggesions?
HULK THINK THEY OK, BUT HULK DOES HAVE WHAT HULK THINK ARE BETTER NAMES
HULK SUGGEST NAMING MARVEL FORUMS "STUPID SCALE WARS SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!"
AND HULK SUGGEST NAMING DC FORUM "STUPID COMIC VS. CARTOON WARS SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!"
BECAUSE SERIOUSLY. IT GETTING OLD.
drzenith asked:
Hulk,
Are you small or big?
RAAARGH, THAT PERSONAL QUESTION!! HULK…COMFORTABLE WITH SELF!!
You are now so tiny, I can step on you. Harharhar – the Leader.
THAT…THAT JUST RUDE. RUDE AND CONFUSING. AND IT MAKE HULK HUNGRY. AND KIND OF HORNY. BUT MOST THINGS MAKE HULK HUNGRY AND HORNY. SO WORLD MAKE SENSE AGAIN.
Darkhawk asked:
Hulk – what do you think about that hot wheel collector who made the news – why not hulk toys?
HULK THINK IF LITTLE TOY CARS WHAT GET DUDE OFF, MORE POWER TO DUDE. HULK CAN’T SAY HULK EVER BEEN INTO IT, BUT HULK SEEN PLENTY KNOCK OFF GERMAN VIDEOS WITH MUCH MUCH WORSE, SO HEY, HULK NOT JUDGE. BUT HULK ADMIT, HULK BE KIND OF IMPRESSED…ESPECIALLY IF DUDE USING HULK FISTS WHILE GOING ABOUT BIDNESS!
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk,
Do you think it’s weird that I don’t like popcorn? Everyone I tell that to, thinks I’m a communist or something. I can’t stand when the stuff gets stuck in my teeth!
WHY YOU THINK HULK SO ANGRY? HULK GOT KERNEL STUCK IN HULK’S BACK TOOTH SINCE 1973. BEFORE THAT HULK JUST ANGRY BECAUSE GOT HAIRCUT, AND HAIR GOT DOWN HULK’S SHIRT, MADE HULK’S BACK ITCHY, HULK COULDN’T REACH IT TO SCRATCH.
HULK’S LIFE SUCK!
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