JUST LIKE IN THAT MOVIE WITH THAT GRAIL THING!!
MARVEL KNIGHT 2099 asked:
Dear Hulk,
It seems your popularity is dwindling. I mean, this is the only question on here so far. So my question is….do you have a plan to climb the latter back up to stardom?
NO, HULK GOT PLAN TO CLIMB FORMER THOUGH. HA. HULK MAKE JOKE BASED ON WRONG WORD!! HULK HIPPOPOTAMUS. WAIT…THAT NOT RIGHT. WELL, ANYWAY, HULK BLAME POPULARITY LOSS ON MOVIE. IF HULK’S MOVIE BETTER, HULK BE MORE POPULAR. OR MAYBE COMICS. IF HULK’S COMIC BETTER, HULK BE MORE POPULAR. MAYBE HULK’S TOYS? IF HULK COULD HAVE FISTS, THEN THAT WORK TOO. ALL HULK GOT IS EXCUSES. EXCUSES AND VACATION TIME. SPEAKING OF, HULK’S NEW YEARS…WOO, YOU NOT EVEN WANT TO KNOW. HULK DROPPED A BALL…AND NOT ONE IN TIMES SQUARE!! RAARGH, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT HULK TALKING ABOUT. OR NOT. HULK NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT HULK TALKING ABOUT…
AAAANYWAY…HULK SUGGEST BRINGING BACK THE LITTLE THINGIE ON SIDE!!
Hedorah asked:
Dear Hulk:
Would you mind smashing the QC guy in charge of the DC Universe Classics line? Also, my Gamma Punch Hulk’s left leg just twisted off, so please send me a new one right away. Thanks, big guy.
HULK TOOK CARE OF IT, THAT WHY SERIES 6 THAT SHOWING UP IN STORE NEAR YOU GOT GOOD QUALITY. THAT RIGHT, IT ALL HULK!! ALL HULK’S FAULT!! HULK KICK ASS!! ALSO, HULK NEVER HEARD OF GAMMA PUNCH. HOW HULK MAKE GAMMA PUNCH? IS IT FRUITY? DOES IT TASTE LIKE HULK? HULK INTRIGUED!!
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk – Do you think McDonalds should extend the time they serve breakfast until? I still cant beleive they changed it to 10:30 all those years ago and still have yet to realize the error of their ways. Anything you can do about this?
HULK NOT EVEN WAKE UP UNTIL NOON, AND AT NOON IF HULK WANT AN EGGMCMUFFIN, HULK GONNA HAE AN EGGMCMUFFIN. HULK THINKING HULK SHOULD SMASH THAT CLOWN. SMASH HIM GOOD!!
I also heard your replies are written for you by an ex Letterman writer . . . any truth to this?
NOT TRUE. HULK REALLY WRITTEN BY THAT WEIRD BALD KEYBOARD GUY!!!
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