WOOT!!!
Shatterstar4ML asked:
Hulk, could god microwave a burrito so hot not even he could eat it?
RAAARGH, THIS WELL DOCUMENTED IN BIBLE!! GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT, THEN GOD GOT BORED, AND SAID LET THERE BE TV, THEN GOD WAS HUNGRY SO GOD SAID LET THERE BE BURRITO AND GOD TRIED TO EAT IT AND IT WAS SO HOT GOD SAID "I DAMN IT!" AND DROPPED THE BURRITO AND THEN THE BURRITO EXPLODED BECAUSE IT WAS SO HOT AND THAT THE BIG BANG AND THAT HOW UNIVERSE BEGAN THE END!! WE ALL COME FROM BURRITO! IT FACT!!
chuck20 asked:
Hulk, why is it that?
BECAUSE HULK TOUCH HULK’S SELF WHEN HULK NOT LOOKING!
could this be also?
COULD BE, BUT HULK TOO BUSY TO FIND OUT CAUSE HULK TOUCHING SELF!!
ricster9 asked:
On a philisophical note, thats Phi-li-soph-ic-al……… what is the meaning of your life ?
HULK CAME, HULK SAW, HULK SMASHED HULK CAME AGAIN! TAKE THAT HOWEVER YOU WANT!
ricster9 asked:
Dawn French – a British comedienne, once said " Many a muckle makes a muckle", in one of her scetches. What does this mean to you on a personal level ?
IT MEAN THIS DAWN FRENCH CLEARLY HAD STROKE. LIKE HULK’S GREAT GRANDPAPPY. HE STARTED CALLING EVERYTHING "TURNIP" ONE DAY. HIS SENTENCES GOT SO CONFUSING MADE HULK’S HEAD HURT. ONE DAY HULK’S GREAT GRANDPAPPY SAID, "TURNIP, ONE DAY YOU’LL HAVE TO TURNIP A TURNIP AND THEN RIDE INTO TURNIP TO MAKE A TURNIP TURNIP!!" HULK SMILED AND NODDED AND THEN BACKED AWAY SLOWLY!
ricster9 asked:
Is it time for a black hulk ?
HULK BEEN GETTING FAT LATELY, AND BLACK IS SLIMMING, SOOO…HULK DOWN WITH IT. AS LONG AS IT BETTER WRITTEN!
mr bones asked:
dear Hulk,
who you prefer for a fight, Wonder Woman, Wonder girl , Wonder tot or Wonder pig?
(and don’t say "Hulk makes love no war", two are under 18, pervert!)
HULK FAIL TO SEE HOW UNDER 18 HAVE AANY MEANING TO HULK’S LOVEMAKING. AAAANYWAY…HULK LOVE BACON, SO HULK GO WITH WONDER PIG!
jakey-jake asked:
Hey Hulk,
I’m looking for a new job and a career change, what type of profession should I choose?
DEPENDS. IF YOU LIKE HITTING, TRY CASHIER. IF YOU LIKE KICKING, TRY SECRETARY. IF YOU LIKE GIVING WEDGIES, TRY TEACHER. AND IF YOU LIKE THROWING THINGS AT PEOPLE, TRY LAWYER! HULK BEEN FIRED FROM A LOT OF JOBS…
chuck20 asked
Hulk, why do i enjoy depravity as much as I do? should I see a doctor about this issue or others? What makes you think you are insightful enough to dispense medical advice?
HULK NOT KNOW MUCH, BUT HULK KNOW DEPRA…DEPREVV…HULK KNOW HULK NOT RIGHT. SO HULK UNDERSTAND. HULK THINK IT BECAUSE WIRE IN BRAIN SCREWED UP. NO DOCTOR NEEDED FOR THIS, OR ANYTHING REALLY. WHAT THEY NEED MONEY FOR? THAT WHY WE GOT GOOGLE NOW. GOOGLE NEW DOCTOR. AND IF HULK GOOGLE THIS D-WORD YOU SPEAK OF…THEN HULK BE THERE FOR DAYS. WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT? OH, YES. HULK LIKE HAVING SEX WITH NURSES.
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