IT LIKE MAGIC!!
virsago_mk2 asked:
Hulk,
Do you like any particular hairstyle?
Short, Wavy, Spiky, Curly, Long-smooth-like-shampoo-stars, Mohaw~ eh I mean Broom Head, Shiny & bald, or Dreadlocks?
*Btw, I never saw you having a dreadlocks before. So I suggest on your next comeback, get some dreadlocks, it might help you in the future.
HULK LIKE BED HEAD. BED HEAD WORK FOR HULK. HULK NOT EVEN KNOW IF IT "IN" ANY MORE, BUT IT BETTER THAN THAT STUPID EMO STYLE WHERE HAIR ALL BRUSHED FORWARD INTO FACE. HULK WANT TO GRAB HUNK OF HAIR AND SWING DUDE FROM IT. THAT SOUND LIKE HULK’S IDEA OF GOOD TIME. AND HULK CONSIDER DREADLOCKS, CAUSE HULK THINK HULK COULD USE FUNKY NEW STYLE. HULK BE FUNKY, HULK GET CHICKS. HULK HOT. RAAARGH, HULK GONNA GET SOME!!
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, do you like corndogs? Do you find yourself filled with malice?
HULK THINK YOU HAVE STRANGE FASCINATION WITH FOOD. NOBODY THAT HUNGRY!! TO ANSWER QUESTION…HULK EAT CORNDOG’S SOMETIMES, BUT HULK PREFER JUST NORMAL DOG USUALLY. AND HULK NOT KNOW WHAT MALICE IS. IS IT LIKE MALE FORM OF ALICE? IF SO, HULK NOT FILLED WITH DUDE. HULK NOT FILLED WITH DUDE AT ALL.
bigraj asked:
When are you throwing Loeb off of your title?
TELL HULK ABOUT IT!! HULK TIRED OF LOEB’S STUFF. HULK NOT EVEN KNOWING WHAT GOING ON. HULK HAVE PULL LIST AT HULK’S COMIC STORE. HULK DROP OWN TITLE! FIRST TIME THAT HAPPEN. HULK WROTE LETTERS TO MARVEL SAYING THEY MAKING HULK LOOK BAD, BUT THEY JUST WRITE BACK AND SAY "HAHA POOPYHEAD!" HURT HULK’S FEELINGS. SO HULK SMASHED THEIR BMW. MAKE HULK FEEL A LITTLE BETTER. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY SMASHING BMW’S. IT WORTH A SHOT.
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
An upcoming movie title, Fast and Furious, made me think of a date I once had.
How is She Hulk doing these days?
HULK NOT KNOW…RESTRAINING ORDER SET TO A MILE, AND HULK STILL CAN’T FIND BINOCULARS STRONG ENOUGH. HULK TRYING THOUGH.
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk – What do you think of the people that carry little dogs around in purse carriers? They kind of annoy me . . . will you smash them?
ONE TIME HULK BEHIND THIS LADY AT ATM, AND LADY WAS PUTTING IN NUMBER, AND HULK WAS WAITING PATIENTLY, WHEN POCKETBOOK BARKED AT HULK, SO HULK PEED SELF. THEN THE POCKETBOOK STARTED YIPPING LOUD AND HIGH AND HULK GRABBED POCKETBOOK AND RIPPED IT OFF LADY’S SHOULDER AND WINDED UP AND TOSSED IT ACROSS THE CITY. THEN HULK SAY "NO NEED TO THANK HULK!" CAUSE HULK FIGURED HE SAVED LADY BUT LADY JUST TOOK OFF AFTER POCKETBOOK SCREAMING "MUFFINS! MUFFINS!" HULK GUESS SHE WAS SUDDENLY HUNGRY FOR MUFFINS OR SOMETHING. ANYWAY, HULK LATER FOUND OUT WHY POCKETBOOK WAS BARKING.
HULK WOULD DO IT AGAIN.
Kirk asked:
could you visit this address and step on the old man wearing an out dated white satin jogging suit , wearing gaudy sun glasses please.
1220 Harbor Bay Parkway
Alameda,CA 94502
thanks buddy i owe you one.
HULK ADD IT TO LIST OF PEOPLE THAT HULK GOTTA SMASH. HULK PUT IT NUMBER 3 AFTER JOHN MAYER AND APPARENTLY JEPH LOEB!
mysticmanjrf asked:
When I’m hungry I get some Cocoa Puffs. What’s your favorite snack?
HULK FOND OF POP TARTS. HULK CAN GO THROUGH TEN BOXES BEFORE HULK REALIZE WHAT HE DOING. THEN HULK POOP.
HULK POOP A LOT.
LIKE…EPIC POOP.
fnspidey asked:
Hulk, why do you always attack Spider-Man whenever you meet? Don’t you remember that he’s on the side of the good guys?
BECAUSE HE MADE DEAL WITH THE DEVIL! HE’S EVIL! AND HE SAVED AN OLD LADY INSTEAD OF A HOT MODEL. SO HE EVIL AND STUPID! THAT LIKE TWO CRIMES. HULK GOTTA SMASH!!
AlphaPrime asked:
Hulk, why does Sarah Palin suck so much?
LOTSA PRACTICE?
Kirk asked:
Hulk , why is the state of Tennessee covered in red ?…….
HULK SORRY…HULK HAD NOSEBLEED WHILE HULK LOOKING AT MAP. HULK BUY YOU A NEW ONE RIGHT AWAY!
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