RAAAARGH! 
johnny_b asked:
Hulk, you suck. You are literally the weakest idiot ever.
FIRST…THAT NOT QUESTION! THAT STATEMENT. AND SECOND…HULK STRONGEST IDIOT THERE IS!! NOBODY STRONGER IDIOT THAN HULK!! HULK NOT WEAK! HULK CAN BENCH PRESS HOUSE WITH GARAGE…AND CAR IN GARAGE!! HULK CAN LIFT JARED FROM SUBWAY…BEFORE HE JARED FROM SUBWAY!! (RAARGH, HULK CLEARLY LIKE TIMELY TOPICAL HUMOR!!) FIND OTHER IDIOT THAT CAN DO THAT!! FIND ONE!!!!
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hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
If PETCO is where the pets go, what happens at PETSMART?
HULK HEAR IT WHERE PETS ARE FED TO OTHER PETS TO MAKE NEW RACE OF SUPER SMART PETS, AND THEN THOSE PETS ARE FED TO PEOPLE, AND PEOPLE LEARN WHAT PETS KNOW, AND THAT WHY YOU FIND REALLY SMART GUYS OCCASIONALLY LICKING THEIR OWN BALLS!!
MARVEL KNIGHT 2099 asked:
Hulk,
A follow up to the last question. Is it Pets-Mart or Pet-Smart?
IT ACTUALLY PEE SMART. THAT MEANS NOT TO CLOSE EYES. THROWS OFF AIM, GETS SHOES WET. TRUST HULK, HULK KNOW THIS. AIM FOR URINAL CAKE. OR IF URINAL CAKE NOT THERE…AIM FOR HOMELESS MAN! THEY SMELL LIKE PEE ANYWAY!
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