MORE OR LESS…
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, who do you like better? Kimba the lion or Simba the lion?
RAAARGH, IT NOT MATTER, BOTH TASTE LIKE CHICKEN IN THE END!! WELL…ACTUALLY LIKE POOP IN THE END THE END, BUT THAT DIFFERENT STORY.
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk, do you like hotpockets? If so, what’s you’re favorite kind and have you ever eaten them naked? It’s a whole new experiance . . .
HULK NOT KNOW IF HULK EATING THE HOT POCKETS NAKED, OR IF HOT POCKETS THEMSEVLES ARE NAKED. HULK A LITTLE CONFUSED BY NAKED HOT POCKETS. HULK LIKE THE WORD NAKED, BUT NOT SURE IF HOT POCKETS BEING NAKED IS AROUSING OR JUST PLAIN SAD. HULK GONNA GO WITH AROUSING. HULK CAN ALWAYS IMAGINE WHEN YOU SAY HOT POCKET YOU MEAN MILA KUNIS. THAT ONE HOT POCKET-CHICK. RAAARGH!!
MARVEL KNIGHT 2099 asked:
Hulkemon,
Is there anything you do that pisses the Watcher off? I mean, if a bald guy was always watching me, I’d tryto do something to make him angry just for s**ts and giggles.
HULK POLISHED HIS HEAD ONCE. ALL HE SAID WAS "I CAN SEEEEEEEEEEE YOU." FREAKED HULK OUT A LITTLE. HULK NOT MESS WITH HIM ANYMORE…
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk why is fwoosh mean to me?
IF HULK HAVE TO ANSWER THIS THEN YOU HAVEN’T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO SELF. HULK MAKE LIST, BUT HULK TIRED. LET SAY YOU HAVE GAPING PROBLEMS. GAPING. THERE A HINT IN THAT.
GAPING.
MARVEL KNIGHT 2099 asked:
Hulk why is fwoosh mean to meatloaf of darkness?
GAPING!!!
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, why do dodongos dislike smoke?
RAAARGH, HULK NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING IN THIS SENTENCE EXCEPT FOR HULK’S NAME!!
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Hello, Hulk.
Lucid Silverback here with the Simian Times.
For the record, considering your stylish taste in apparel, what is your position on the ubiquitous policy of "No shirt, no shoes, no service."?
Thank you in advance for your retort.
HULK HATE IT, CAUSE HULK NOT HAD SERVICE IN YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS. AND BY SERVICE HULK MEAN HAPPY ENDING. BUT THAT DIFFERENT MATTER ENTIRELY. HULK THINK HULK GOING TO WRONG PLACES. BUT HULK REFUSE TO CHANGE!!
MARVEL KNIGHT 2099 asked:
Hulk,
What are your tailor’s feelings on having to constantly repair/remake your clothes after you Hulk-out?
HULK BEEN THROUGH TEN TAILORS. THEY SAY HULK, IF YOU FEEL YOU GONNA CHANGE, THEN TAKE CLOTHES OFF. NOTHING WRONG WITH NAKED. BUT HULK CAN’T RAMPAGE WITH HULK’S DONGLE OUT. HULK JUST FEEL WRONG!!!
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk,
If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to why don’t you go where fashion sits?
HULK STILL NOT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!! DOES THIS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH DODONGO? OR SIMBA…OR…SMURFS? HULK THINK BLUE HAVE TO DO WITH SMURFS. SMURFS ALSO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN. SO, HULK BRING IT BACK FULL CIRCLE. CAUSE THAT HOW HULK ROLL, WHEN HULK DO HIS ROLLING. FULL CIRCLE!!
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