THAT RIGHT…GRONK!!
johnny_b asked:
1) Why do you always have to scream RAAARGH ? I find it so cliche and weak.
…HULK NOT ALWAYS HAVE TO. SOMETIMES HULK CAN SCREAM SOMETHING ELSE. HULK NOT SLAVE TO HULK’S ROUTINE. HULK NOT IN RUT. HULK CAN SWITCH TO SCREAMING "GRONK!!" HOW THAT? DOES GRONK WORK FOR YOU? HULK HERE TO HELP.
2) Don’t you think Lobo could kick your weak ass ?
GRONK!! LOBO NOT ABLE TO KICK HIS OWN ASS, SO HE NOT ABLE TO KICK HULK’S ASS, CAUSE HULK’S ASS IS NOT WEAK. BUT LOBO’S…IS…
…HULK GOTTA WORK ON HULK’S SMACK TALK…
3) What is your favourite ice cream ?
HULK LIKE THAT FLAVOR THAT TASTE LIKE IT TWO DIFFERENT FLAVORS MIXED TOGETHER. BUT WITH NUTS. CAUSE HULK LOVE NUTS
YOU…HEARD…HULK! HULK LOVE NUTS!
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
Why is it that I can resist everything but temptation?
BECAUSE YOU’RE TEMPTED TO RESIST THE RESISTANCE OF TEMPTING TEMPTATIONS BUT RESISTING TEMPTATION MEANS THAT THE TEMPTATIONS BECOME TOO TEMPTING TO RESIST SO GRONK HULK GOT HEADACHE!!!!!!!
Calbretto asked:
Dear Hulk,
Which version of your DVD should I purchase?
HULK THINK YOU SHOULD WAIT AND BUY THE GOOD VERSION. WHICH MEANS WAIT UNTIL INEVITABLE REBOOT WHEN THEY FINALLY DECIDE TO HIRE HULK INSTEAD OF USING BIG DUMB COMPUTER HULK THAT NOT CAPTURE HULK’S STUNNING GOOD LOOKS. HULK STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THAT SAID HULK NOT LOOK LIKE HULK!! HULK IS HULK!! LAME!!
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk – If you could bed any one from the Marvel universe, who would it be? And don’t pick She Hulk you sicko.
HULK PICK TIGRA. GRONK!!! HULK POUND THAT KITTY INTO NEXT WEEK!
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk, have you ever seen Crayon Shin Chan? Thoughts? I think it’s pretty funny, although, why does the kid always have to show his butt?
HULK NEVER SEEN IT, BUT THAT QUESTION ALWAYS ASKED ABOUT HULK ALSO. WHY HULK GOTTA SHOW HIS BUTT…WHY HULK GOTTA SHOW HULK’S BUTT…GRONK!! IF OTHER PEOPLE HAD BUTT LOOK THIS GOOD THEY SHOW IT OFF TOO!!
TSR asked:
Do you ever suffer from migraines? If so, how do you get rid of them?
HULK KEEPS TAKING ASPIRIN UNTIL HULK’S HEAD NOT HURT ANYMORE…AND HULK NOT AWAKE ANYMORE…AND SOMETIMES HULK’S HEART STOP BEATING AND HE NEEDS A QUICK JUMPSTART. THAT MAY NOT BE FOR EVERYBODY…SO IF YOU NOT HULK…JUST TRY YOGA. YOGA WORK FOR ALL KINDS OF THINGS. ESPECIALLY IF IN CLASS WITH BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS IN TIGHT THINGS.
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, I won’t stop till I have your blood on my hands.
WELL, HULK BEEN PEEING BLOOD LATELY AFTER ACCIDENT WITH LAWNMOWER SO HULK BE HAPPY TO PEE ON YOU A BIT. THAT WAY YOU COULD STOP. DOING WHATEVER IT IS…THAT YOU’RE DOING. HULK HAPPY TO HELP.
simmo asked:
Do you have a wish I can crush?
(And before you go there, no I don’t consider your tiny manhood a "wish")
HULK WISH HULK COULD SING LIKE FRANK SINATRA…INSTEAD OF FRANK STALLONE…
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, jesus sees everything. Can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
HULK PRETTY SURE HE CAN SEE WHO CRAMMED ALL THAT GRAHAM IN THAT OTHER THING, SO MAYBE HE CAN SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THAT THING. HULK HEARD THINGS.
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Why should I hire you?
CAUSE HULK PROMISES TO SLEEP WITH HIS BOSS. IF YOU’RE HOT. AND A GIRL. ARE YOU A HOT GIRL? YOU GOT SEXY IN NAME, SO HULK GONNA GO AHEAD AND ASSUME. HULK PUTS OUT!!
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