AND PB&J SAMMICH. MMMM…SAMMICH…
Boy Wonder asked:
Have you have McDonald’s Southern Style chicken sandwich? It’s awesome
HULK LIKE CHICKEN, BUT HULK NOT KNOW WHAT "SOUTHERN STYLE" MEANS. DOES THAT MEAN CHICKEN MARRIED TO IT’S SISTER BEFORE BEING COOKED? HAHAHA
…THAT JOKE, DON’T WRITE LETTERS TO HULK. HULK…ALREADY GOT A LOT OF LETTERS FROM THAT LAST JOKE HULK MADE THAT WAS "OFF COLOR"…
drzenith asked:
Hulk,
I really like you alot plus your story and character, BUT I dont like your figs. I have so many hulks but in reality I just need one for my display. Plus you are so bulky you accumulate so much shelf space.
Please tell Hasbro no more Hulk figs and concentrate on your villains and allies instead. Bring on Valkyrie, Red King, Nighthawk, Sabra, etc…
ARE YOU SAYING HULK FAT? THAT OK…HULK TAKE ABUSE. HULK NOT CRY. AND HULK WISH METAL BIKINI CHICK GET FIGURE ALSO. HULK LOVE METAL BIKINIS!!
NimNams asked:
Hulk,
Are you Canadian?
WELL, HULK NOT CAN’TADIAN, SO…IF HULK HAD TO BE AN ADIAN, THEN…CANADIAN GOOD ONE TO BE. UNLESS HULK CAN BE GATORADIAN. HULK THINK IT TASTE GOOD.
simmo asked:
Hulk,
Why hasn’t the absorbing man ever absorbed boobs before. It’d make him much more distracting in a battle, enabling lots of cheap wins.
HULK THINK IT CAUSE HE NEVER ABLE TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO TOUCH BOOBS. CAUSE HE ONE UGLY DUDE!
TFitz asked:
UMMmmnnn…Hulk? What’re you doing to Banner here?
HULK TEACHING BANNER THAT HULK NEED MUCH BIGGER THAN FIG LEAF TO COVER HULK’S JUNK. HULK ALSO WON BET THAT HULK COULD SUPPORT BANNER’S ENTIRE WEIGHT. BANNER BELIEVE HULK NOW!!
chuck20 asked:
hulk do you like Google Chrome?
or poop?
HULK NOT LIKE GOGLE POOP…IT SHOWED THINGS THAT HULK WISH HULK COULD UNSEE, BUT HULK CAN’T UNSEE UNLESS HULK TOOK TIME MACHINE AND CRAMMED IT INTO HULK’S EYES…AND THAT NOT HULK’S IDEA OF GOOD SATURDAY NIGHT AT ALL!!
Simun asked:
if you were a professional wrestler and needed a stage name, what would it be?
HULK NAME SELF "TERRY BOLLEA"
IF THAT DUDE RIP OFF HULK, HULK CAN RIP HIM BACK OFF!!
Kirk asked:
HE LOVES YOU
HULK..LOVES HIM TOO. HULK GUESS. AT LEAST, HULK WILL FOR A PRICE. HULK NOT PROUD. HULK GOT SCREWED OUT OF ROYALTIES. HULK LIKES TO EAT!
simmo asked:
Hulk, do you have troubles staring at Fish-Man’s groin as much as I do…it’s hypnotic.
IT EVEN WORSE WHEN HE DO THAT AT DEFENDERS MEETING AND HULK CAUGHT STARING…HULK ALMOST TO WANT TO GO TO THE NEXT MEETING CAUSE HULK SO ASHAMED. HULK ALWAYS ASK HIM TO STOP BUT HE SAYS IT KEEPS HIM LIMBER…IT LULL HULK TO SLEEP IS WHAT IT DOES…
TSR asked:
Hulk, what is a good name for a sports team?
WELL, IF SOMEONE IN PENNSYLVANIA…THE INTERCOURSE CRABS WORKS!
TFitz asked:
UMMmmnnn…Hulk? What’s Banner doing to you here?
*I’m starting to think you guys are closer than you let on…*
OH…THAT…ER…THAT RESULT OF GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE…HULK…GOT NO PLEASURE FROM THAT AT ALL. RAAARGH! THAT LAST TIME HULK LET BANNER OUT OF HIS BODY!! WAIT…THAT NOT SOUND GOOD. UM…RAAARGH, BANNER NED TO GET BACK INSIDE HULK!!
THAT STILL NOT SOUND RIGHT…
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