HULK NOT GET PEOPLE WHO WRITE THAT…
spy0070 asked:
Hulk,
Does Superman take pills to look like a human? Little Kelgar on chat believes he does.
(Its the same Kelgar that’s been mentioned quite a few times the past few weeks.)
YEAH, HULK REMEMBER THIS KELGAR GUY. HULK HEAR NAME AT NIGHTS NOW. HULK TOSS AND TURN, THINKING OF KELGAR. THIS…DISPLEASE HULK. TO ANSWER QUESTION…SUPERMAN NOT NEED PILLS. KRYPTARDASSIANS OR WHATEVER FUNKY ALIEN THING HE IS LOOK HUMAN. THEN HE PUT ON GLASSES, PEOPLE LIKE "WHERE SUPERMAN GO, WHERE SUPERMAN GO." PEOPLE STUPID. THAT THEIR THING. AND HULK CAN STILL KICK HIS BUTT. THAT HULK’S THING. KICKING BUTT.
chuck20 asked:
what pills should i be on so that kelgar’s ideas make sense?
HULK THINK COMBO OF RED BLUE AND YELLOW PILLS WORK. HULK TOOK THAT LAST NIGHT, FORGOT TO PROGRAM VCR TO TAPE HULK’S STORIES. YES, HULK STILL HAVE VCR. LEAVE HULK ALONE. JUST LEARNED HOW TO WORK IT LAST WEEK…ONLY TOOK FIFTEEN YEARS. BUT LUCKILY, MATLOCK IN RERUNS NOW.
johnny_b asked:
Dear Hulk.
I am taking a course on history of Ancient Greece. What could you teach me about Ancient Greece ?
IF YOU LEAVE IT IN FRIER TOO LONG, IT GET FUZZY.
Solid Snake looks cool with a mustache. Could you please grow a mustache ?
HULK TRIED, BUT TOO MANY PEOPLE CONFUSE HULK WITH MAGNUM PI WHEN HULK DID THIS LAST TIME. MUST BE FLORAL SHIRTS HULK WEARS WHEN HULK OUT. HULK LOVE HIS FLORAL SHIRTS. AND HIS FERRARI.
…HULK NOT HAVE FERRARI. HULK SAD…
Can you tan ?
YOU SEE RED HULK? THAT WHAT HAPPEN. HULK NOT TAN, HULK BURN.
grimace404 asked:
Dearest Hulk-
What’s your favorite Kenny Rogers song? Everyone always says, ‘The Gambler’, but I’ve always been more of a ‘Lady’ man myself. You?
THAT GUY WITH THE CHICKEN, RIGHT? HULK LIKED HIS CHICKEN. NOT CARE FOR HIS MUSIC MUCH, BUT HULK GOING TO GO WITH ONE SONG HULK KNOWS OF HIS. THAT "GAMBLER" SONG. IT SEEM POPULAR. OH…YEAH…THAT ONE YOU SAY. UMM…HULK EMBARRASSED NOW…
drzenith asked:
Hulk,
If Joe Quesada asks you to form your own superhero team, who would you choose to be in that team and why?
SHE-HULK, TIGRA, MS. MARVEL AND NIKO FROM RUNAWAYS. THEY BE LIKE HULK’S ANGELS. HULK’S SEXY ANGELS. HULK’S SEXY NAKED ANGELS. HULK’S SEXY NAKED ANGELS THAT HAVE SEX WITH HULK….
DO. NOT. JUDGE. HULK!
chuck20 asked:
Hulk,
Could you kick Lobo’s ass? Or would you two just skip the fighting and go to a titty bar?
HULK NOT THINK WE JUST GO TO ONE. PROBABLY BURN THROUGH TOWN’S WORTH. HULK’S FINGERS GET RAW FROM SHOVING BILLS DOWN G STRINGS!
Kirk asked:
why so red ?
LIKE HULK SAID ABOVE…SUNSCREEN IS HULK’S FRIEND. WHEN HULK FORGET HIS FRIEND, HULK BURN. HULK HAVE BAD WEEK. THEN THEY MAKE BAD WEEK INTO STORYLINE. HULK HATE MARVEL!!
Chancellor asked:
Hulk,
Spell icup.
HULK NOT FALL FOR THIS A SECOND TIME. THIS OR THAT "PEA SOUP" GAG. HULK GETTING WISE IN HULK’S OLD AGE.
NimNams asked:
Hulk,
Have you met…Emily?
HULK NOT MET HER, BUT HULK MAILED SECRET ADMIRER LETTER TO HER LAST WEEK. HULK HOPE SHE RESPOND…HULK POURED OUT HULK’S HEART IN IT. RAAARGH!! HULK ONLY WANT ONE DATE! NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK!!
Simun asked:
should I take the $1000 or what’s in the mystery box?
ALWAYS TAKE THOUSAND DOLLARS. HULK WENT FOR MYSTERY BOX ONE TIME…IT DEAD RAT AND HALF EATEN JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER. RAAARGH…HULK GOT SCREWED!! ON PLUS SIDE…HULK HAD PB&J FOR DINNER…
Threepio asked:
Hulk,
Are you finally going to take action with Kelgar? If so, I will get my tickets for the event and sell them for billions of dollars.
RAAAARGH, THERE KELGAR IS AGAIN!! HE LIKE HULK’S WHITE WHALE…HAUNTING HULK, DIVING INTO HULK’S SWIMMING POOL, PEEING IN HULK’S HOT TUB. BUT HULK NOT FIND "KELGAR" IN WHITE PAGES…HULK WONDERING IF HULK JUST IMAGINING HIM. JUST LIKE HULK IMAGINE PEOPLE ASKING HULK QUESTIONS EACH WEEK, LIKE HULK IMPORTANT. CAN’T TRUST ANYONE!!
blue devil asked:
Hey Hulk, if you’re so tough what do you use to cut your hair or your nails?
HULK BITES NAILS, AND HULK KEEPS HAIR SAME LENGTH BY TELLING IT TO STOP GROWING. WHEN HULK USE HIS ANGRY VOICE, HAIR. LISTENS.
RAAARGH!!!
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