FOR… RESEARCH!! YEAH, THAT’S IT!!
spy0070 asked:
Hulk,
Do you prefer being either a 6-incher or a 3 3/4-incher?
HULK LIKE BEING BIG, BUT THEN HULK THINK IF HULK WERE SMALLER HULK COULD SPAR WITH SNAKE-EYES. HULK HEAR HE 3 3/4 INCHES. HULK LIKE TO PRETEND HULK A NINJA SOMETIMES, KARATE CHOP THINGS, WEAR ALL BLACK. BUT THEN HULK END UP CHOPPING WRONG THING, HULK’S HOUSE FALL DOWN. HULK BEEN THROUGH SEVERAL HOUSES PLAYING NINJA. IT KIND OF DEPRESS HULK. ALL HULK WANTED TO BE WHEN HULK A KID WAS NINJA. WHY IN CARTOON DUKE GET REDHEAD, BUT IN COMIC NINJA GET REDHEAD? IT ALWAYS CONFUSED HULK. HULK SMASH THAT DUKE GUY. AND NOT JUST INTO COMA.
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, you are 4 inches. It’s time you awakened to the truth. Everyone has known about this for years except for you,
we’ve played along, but it’s time you woke up from your denial.
Oh yea, form of a question. ?
THAT NOT SOUND MUCH LIKE QUESTION EVEN IF IT GOT SQUIGGLE WITH A DOT. BUT HULK WILL TAKE PICTURE OF HULK WITH POSTCARD WITH HULK NAME BESIDE IT TO PROVE HULK NOT JUST 4 INCHES. HULK NOT GOT MUCH, THIS ALL HULK GOT!
HULK NOT SURE IF WE TALKING ABOUT TOYS ANYMORE…
Threepio asked:
Hulk don’t listen to MoD. You are a six-incher for life. If you need someone to support you, Kelgar could do it. You need a hug?
THIS DEPENDS ON THE TYPE OF HUG. IS IT THE LOWER HUG, OR THE UPPER HUG? CAUSE HULK WILL OR WILL NOT ROLL THAT WAY DEPENDING ON WHICH WAY THE HUG GOES.
drzenith asked:
Hulk,
What would you do with Hasbro when they finally decided to end the Marvel Legends 6 inch line?
HULK WRITE LONG LETTER EXPLAINING WHY THE DECISION WAS BAD ONE. THEN HULK WRAP LETTER AROUND THING THAT EXPLODES AND MAIL IT OFF. RESULTS WILL BE GOTTEN.
Kelgar asked:
Hulk, you are an incredible underappreciated character.
Why is it each time you get a wife Marvel Comics decides to get rid of your wife?
HULK PAYS THEM TWENTY BUCKS TO GET RID OF WIFE. HULK NOT LIKE TO BE TIED DOWN. HULK LIKE WIND IN HAIR, AND HITTING CLUBS.
creepybaldguy asked:
Hulk, Will you marry me?
HULK THINK YOU GOT THREE STRIKES AGAINST YOU. YOU CREEPY. YOU BALD. AND YOU GUY. THIS SAY FAILURE TO HULK. COME BACK WHEN YOU NOT SO…YOU.
AlphaPrime asked:
Hulk i just had an awesome idea! Since you’ve been gray and green, and now theres a Red Hulk why not just round up a group of people that can hulk out in different colors and call yourselves the Mighty Smashing Hulking Rangers! you could even have She Hulk guess star in some eps as the female green hulk ranger.
What ya think?
IN THIS SHOW YOU SPEAK OF, DOES HULK BOUNCE AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT AND ANNOUNCE THAT IT SMASHIN’ TIME? CAUSE THAT WAS DUMB. UNLESS HULK GET ONE OF THOSE BIG THINGS. ZOIDS, OR ZORDS OR NERDS OR NOIDS OR ZEBRAS OR WHATEVER THEY WERE. HULK WANT ONE OF THOSE. CONSTRUCTICONS, MERGE TO FORM DEVASTATOR!!
Popoman asked:
Hulk,
I’m the strongest one there is.
HULK GOT CARDS IN HULK’S WALLET THAT SAY YOU NOT. HULK DON’T THINK YOU CAN ARGUE WITH CARDS. THEY OFFICIAL!
OFFICIAL!!
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