LITERALLY!! RIGHT BELOW!!
AlphaPrime asked:
Hulk, which mighty morphin power ranger is your favorite? I could probably guess but i wanna see who ya say.
HULLK THINK YOU THINK HULK GONNA SAY GREEN! HULK NOT EVEN KNOW IF THERE GREEN RANGER, BUT HULK NOT GONNA SAY GREEN, CAUSE THAT WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT HULK TO SAY. HULK GONNA GO WITH PINK. PINK RANGER GIRL. HULK LIKE GIRLS. HULK SAY PINK RANGER CAN LEAVE THE HELMET ON. BWOWCHIKKABWOW. HULK NOT KNOW WHAT HE JUST SAID.
shpidorman asked:
Hulk,
Two things:
Why won’t Fwoosh let me say Opening %@#! Iron Monger?
BECAUSE IRON MONGER GOT SMALL COCKPIT, AND IT SHY! FWOOSH JUST BEING SENSITIVE.
andI just rented Haze, but went on a trip, and the game is due tomorrow at 11:59 PM. I haven’t gotten very far in it, and I guess i’m a traitor now. Also I think i might be on the good side, but i’m with spanish people and am pretty sure i jumped the boarder. I want to get all i can out of the game, though so what should i do?
…ERR…UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT A B START? THAT WORK FOR HULK. IF THAT NOT WORK FOR YOU, THEN HULK THINK YOU UP POOP CREEK WITHOUT TOILET PAPER.
Simun asked:
care to explain why you just vomited up blood and semen?
HULK AT PARTY AT HUGH HEFNER’S, SPECIAL INVITE BECAUSE OF HULK’S NEW MOVIE. HULK BLACKED OUT FOR THREE HOURS. WOKE UP IN BED WITH CHARLIE SHEEN. HULK…NOT HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Hulk, do you have something against humans as a species, or do you merely harbor ill-will toward humans of the puny variety?
Thank you for your time.
HULK DIDN’T KNOW THEY MADE HUMANS IN ANY OTHER SIZE EXCEPT PUNY. WELL, PUNY AND THAT SHAQ GUY. AND THE BROTHER ON EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND. THAT GUY FUNNY. HULK HATE RAYMOND, THOUGH. SOUND LIKE HE GOT COLD. ALL YEAR AROUND. AND THE WIFE WAS A BITCH. HULK KEPT WAITING FOR BROTHER TO KILL THEM ALL. IT NEVER HAPPEN THOUGH. STUPID TELEVISION.
grimace404 asked:
Hulk, have you ever eaten a gorilla? If so, how did you prepare it?
HULK TENDERIZED IT FOR A WHILE. HULK WON’T FORGET THE SCREAMING FOR A LONG TIME…
TASTY THOUGH. TASTE LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS.
RAAARGH, KEEP PETA AWAY FROM HULK!! HULK TASTE TESTER!
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