SMASH THEM GOOD!!
shpidorman asked:
Hulk,
Is your movie gonna be a sequel, or a new one?
HULK GOTTA BE HONEST…HULK NOT REALLY SURE ANYMORE. HULK THINK IT SAME MOVIE, EXCEPT NOT. OR MAYBE IT DIFFERENT MOVIE, BUT TOLD SIDEWAYS. WHICH FIT HULK PERFECTLY.
and will it be any good?
HULK GOT PAPER THAT SAID HULK SHOULD SAY YES, BUT PAY ATTENTION TO WHICH WAY HULK SHAKING HIS HEAD WHEN HE SAY YES…THAT A CLUE TO HULK’S REAL FEELINGS.
and also, why does my toaster stroodle have blue icing?
YOUR FOOD IS EMO!!
Chase asked:
Hulk, what is your favorite curse word?
SOMETIMES WHEN HULK HIT BIG GREEN TOE ON FURNITURE IN HULK’S HOUSE, HULK BEEN KNOWN TO SHOUT "HULKNABBIT!" IT…LOCAL SLANG. IT MEAN "HULK IS DISPLEASED WITH THIS COFFEE TABLE AND WANTS TO SMASH IT, BUT IT NOT FULLY PAID OFF YET, SO HULK INSTEAD WILL MAKE IT FEEL BAD FOR HURTING HULK’S TOE!!"
IT HAVE LIMITED USE…
Simun asked:
what are you going to do with the free money the govt is giving out? May I suggest hookers and blow?
YOU KNOW HULK WELL. BUT HULK DID THEM IN WRONG ORDER…AND HULK ALSO DID IT WRONG, BECAUSE HULK BLEW HOOKERS…AND THAT JUST MADE HULK FEEL WEIRD. HULK THINK HULK WASTED FREE MONEY. IT LIKE THAT TIME HULK FOUND 20 BUCKS IN STREET AND GAVE IT TO HOMELESS GUY WITH BAD HAIR. TURNED OUT HOMELESS GUY WAS DONALD TRUMP. AND HE STILL TOOK HULK’S MONEY!
simmo asked:
What happened to your pet gerbil Hulk? I keep hearing rumours, and I’ve been told that "Richard Gere" is code for Incredible Hulk.
HULK LET IN ON SECRET…GERBIL’S DELICIOUS! AND IF RICHARD GERE CODE FOR HULK, THEN THAT MEAN HULK TOTALLY OFFICER AND GENTLEMAN. EXCEPT FOR THE OFFICER PART. OR THE GENTLEMAN PART. WAIT…NOW HULK WONDER WHAT THIS RICHARD GERE REALLY WANT FROM HULK. HULK THINK IT LETTER WRITING TIME AGAIN!!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Fall is to Summer as Monday is to _________?
A. Tuesday
B. Sunday
C. Wednesday
D. Friday
RAAARGH, HULK NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MONDAY COULD BE A TUESDAY! OR A SUNDAY!! HULK COULD UNDERSTAND IT BEING LIKE A WEDNESDAY, BUT DEFINITELY NOT FRIDAY!! HULK CONFUSED! AND WHEN HULK CONFUSED, HULK LIKE TO SMASH THINGS!! HULK GOING TO SMASH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!! HULK IS TO SMASH AS SMASH IS TO HULK!!
Simun asked:
Don’t analogies make you want to punch things? Wait a minute, do you even know what analogies are? Let start with something simple for your simple brain: Can you even say the word "analogies"?
PS The word analogy also has the word anal in it
RAAARGH, HULK HATE ANAL LOGS!! THEY MAKE HULK HAVE TO GET SPECIAL CREAM WHEN THEY’RE TOO BIG, THEN HULK HAVE TO SIT IN SPECIAL CHAIR, EAT SPECIAL FOOD!! RAAARGH, HULK TIRED OF FEELING SPECIAL! HULK JUST WANT TO BE NORMAL!
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk,
Why don’t you ever read the emails I send you?
HULK WONDER IF INSTEAD OF [email protected] YOU’RE SENDING IT TO [email protected] IT SIMPLE TYPO. THAT GUY ALWAYS GET MY MAIL. SOME OF IT CONFUSING. SOME OF IT EROTIC. ALL OF IT DEALS WITH MAKING HULK’S PENIS LARGER. NOT THAT HULK NEED THAT. NOT THAT IT OT BE NICE IF SEXYHUNK FORWARD E-MAILS TO HULK. HULK…ER…GOTTA GO…
RAAARGH, YOU’RE A TPYO!!!
ERRR….
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