HULK REALLY LIKES HULK’S NAME! 
mysticmanjrf asked:
Couple questions:
Of all colors why green? And the purple pants?
HULK GREEN BECAUSE HULK BASICALLY FEEL SICK ALL THE TIME. HULK SHOUDL GO TO DOCTOR ABOUT THIS. AND PURPLE PANTS BECAUSE PRINCE SANG PURPLE RAIN. AND HULK BIG PRINCE FAN. IT WORK FOR HULK!
And where is my burrito?
HULK MADE YOU A BURRITO…BUT HULK ATED IT! RAAARGH, CATS FUNNY AND WISE!!
JeanGrey92 asked:
Hulk,
Jennifer Connelly or Liz Tylor?
…YES?
HULK GO WITH LESS BONY CHICK. HULK NOT SURE WHICH THAT IS NOW. OR WHO THEY ARE. BUT HULK FEEL FUNNY IN HULK PANTS
shpidorman asked:
Hulk,
can you name all 23 flavors in Dr. Pepper?
HULK HAVE TO FIND THIS "DR. PEPPER" AND LICK HIM FIRST. HULK HOPE IT A CHICK. LAST TIME HULK LICKED RANDOM DOCTOR IT WAS WRONG, AND ILLEGAL. HULK SORRY AGAIN, DOOGIE!!!
Buzzy Fret asked:
Just saw the ad for your new board game Hulk Smash on Cartoon Network. Catchy song. Did you write the lyrics for that commercial? I hear a big Bob Dylan influence.
"What is the name of the Hulk smashing game? Hulk Smash!"
Pure poetry!
IT TOOK HULK TWO WEEKS TO COME UP WITH IT! HULK POUNDED TYPEWRITER, WENT THROUGH THREE NOTEPADS. THEN HULK WENT WITH WHAT HULK KNOWS BEST!! HULK LIKE TO POOP!! IT CAME TO HULK WHILE HULK POOPING!! LET THAT BE LESSON TO KIDS:
WHEN IN SCHOOL…POOP.
simmo asked:
JeanGrey92 asked:
Hulk,
Jennifer Connelly or Liz Tylor?
In honour of this confusing question, Liz Taylor or Liv Tyler?
RAAARGH, LIZ TAYLOR HIT ON HULK IN THE EIGHTIES. IT LIKE SHOT OF COLD WATER IN HULK’S FUN ZONE. BUT HULK STILL HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN FEMALE AEROSMITH DUDE AND OLD CHICK. CHOICES NOT GETTING ANY EASIER FOR HULK!!!
Chase asked:
Hulk, what is the youngest villain you’ve smashed? Did it have gills?
HULK SMASHED THAT FISH FROM FINDING NEMO. HULK NOT SURE WHAT IT’S NAME IS. LEROY, NEBO, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. SO…IT DID HAVE GILLS. COINKYDINK!!!
simmo asked:
Hulk, can you tell me if Tofuman actually tastes like Human but is made out of Tofu?
HULK CAN SAY HULK HAS EATEN BOTH, AND YET IT TASTES LIKE NEITHER AND IS NOT MADE FROM TOFU. IT MADE FROM OLD PEEPS NOT BOUGHT AT EASTER. NOW YOU KNOW, AND KNOWING HALF THE CATTLE!!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Hulk I was at the a party where you were entertaining a small group by immitating
Austin Powers and saying "What a Durrrty Bird!" while making funny faces. Because
you were so engaging my "friends" stopped talking to me and hung onto your every
nuance for the rest of the night. Ultimately I went home crying (while walking in the rain) alone.Do you have any idea of the destruction you leave in your wake? You Big-ol’-greenmeanie!
HULK REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDS. AT END OF NIGHT THEY ASKED FOR MONEY HUMPED HULK’S LEG AND THEN PEED ON HULK’S TIRES. AND NOT IN THAT ORDER. THIS LEFT HULK CONFUSED AND SAD. HULK NOT BEEN TO PARTIES SINCE. SO, BOTH NIGHTS TURNED OUT BAD. HOPE YOU HAPPY!!
creepybaldguy asked:
Hulk, Why won’t you return my calls? Crying or Very sad
HULK LIKE IT WHEN PHONE VIBRATES IN HULK’S PANTS!!!
simmo asked:
What sounds better to you, Barack Ohulka, Hulkary Clinton, or John McHulk? (Ron Paul doesn’t work for this gag)
RAAARGH, RON PAUL DOESN’T WORK FOR PRESIDENT EITHER!! ZING!! IT POLITICAL HUMOR!! HULK…REALLY BAD AT IT.
HULK LIKE SOUND OF BARACK OHULKA. IT CLOSE TO "COUNT HULKULA" WHICH SOUND BETTER THAN COUNT BLACULA. MORE OR LESS!!
RAARGH, LEAVE NAME AND NUMBER AT SOUND OF TONE!! RAAAAAAAAARGH!!
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