HULK NEED DRINK!
silentnote asked:
Hulk,
I’ve been lifting weights for over 12 years, and even though I’m far stronger, I still see puny Banner staring back at me in the mirror. How much longer before I’m as uberjackded as you were in your new movie’s teaser tralier?
HULK THINK YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU STOP LIFTING. TO SLEEP, TO POOP, TO EAT…THIS HOW YOU FAIL. NEVER STOP. KEEP LIFTING UNTIL CAN’T LIFT NO MORE…THEN LIFT MORE. KEEP DOING IT. SOON YOU LOOK LIKE HULK. OR YOU DIE OF SOMETHING.
EITHER WAY…DON’T STOP!!
Also, is it natural to want to go power up to Super Saiyan 3 when you’re angry? Because I’ve wanted to do that a lot
lately…
HULK ALWAYS POWER UP TO SUPER MARIO 4. IT JUST HOW HULK PLAY THE GAME.
HULK GOT LOST SOMEWHERE THERE…
Buttmunch asked:
Hulk,
Why can’t I find DCUC 2 at my local Targets?
CAUSE HULK IN YOUR TARGETS, STEALIN YOUR TOYSES!!
JeanGrey92 asked:
Hulk,
If I was an ice cream cone,how would you eat me?
HULK…HULK MAKE SURE HE DROP YOU ON GROUND, LET MELT AWAY. CAUSE THAT ONLY WAY HULK KEEP HULK’S SANITY.
DarkTails asked:
Hey Hulk, if you ate JeanGrey92, what flavor of ice cream would be in your mustache?
…HULK NEVER FELT SO SEXY. WHEN HULK GROW THOSE? HULK NOT REMEMBER GROWING THOSE. BUT HULK MUST HAVE, OR THERE NOT BE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE. SO HULK MUST HAVE GROWN THEM. HULK AWESOME!! HULK GONNA STARE SOME MORE, BRB!
Prodigy asked:
Hulk what two teams are you picking to go to the World Series this year?
RAAARGH, GIANTS AND CLIPPERS!! HULK HOPE HE DID THAT RIGHT!
Simun asked:
my shower is broken and I have to use my next door neighbors’. Should I just walk over naked?
NO! HULK SEEN SIMUN’S BIT ENOUGH. HULK GONNA BE FORCED TO MOVE. HULK’S MOMMY ALWAYS TOLD HULK…NEVER MOVE NEXT DOOR TO SIMUN. WEAR TOWEL, FREAK!
Esbat asked:
Since Superman has Bizarro, and he’s a world Icon, and you also being a world Icon, what would your opposite be like?
HULK THINK REALLY ORIGINAL ANSWER BE HULKZARRO!! HE’S BE PINK, AND HE’D BE REALLY REALLY STUPID, CAUSE HULK GREEN AND HULK REALLY SMART.
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WHO JUST LAUGHED AT HULK!! WHO!! SHOW OF HANDS!!
pablolobo asked:
Hey Hulk, I met your cousin the other day.
I *censored* her.
AaaOOoow Ba-by!
…HULK GONNA TELL SELF THAT THE CENSORED REALLY STAND FOR "RESPECTED AND HELD THE DOOR FOR HER" CAUSE OTHERWISE, HULK GONNA BITE HAND THAT FEEDS HIM. WHICH MEANS GOING TO DENMARK. AND POUNDING AND SMASHING THINGS. AND HULK NOT WANNA DO THAT. MOSTLY CAUSE HULK’S NAME NOT "MARK" AND HULK NOT HAVE A DEN. HULK ASSUME THAT ONLY PEOPLE ALLOWED IN DENMARK. SO…HULK SAY GOOD DAY TO YOU!!
ricster9 asked:
Mr Hulk, if you met a woman bigger and stronger than you and she was way pretty and interested in you. Could you cope ?
IF HULK MET GIRL BIGGER AND STRONGER THAN HULK HULK THINK OUTIE TURN INTO INNIE AND HULK OT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT HE GONNA DO WITH LIL’ GREEN SOLDIER.
Simun asked:
How come the shaving razor wasn’t discovered in pornos until the late 90s? There’s got to be a reason.
please advise
HULK THINK IT SO HULK KNOW WHICH ONES TO FANTASIZE ABOUT AND WHICH ONES OLD ENOUGH TO BE HULK’S GRANDMOTHER, AND HULK STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM IN FUNNY WAY, BECAUSE THAT MAKE HULK VOMIT AND WANT TO CRY! IT LIKE BIG FUZZY WARNING SIGN!!
RAARGH, FUZZY WARNING!!!
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