RAAARGH, CEILING HULK IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE!!
simmo asked:
Umm, so, due to popular opinion, will you be going Brazilian?
HULK NOT GOOD WITH ACCENTS. HULK BARELY GOOD WITH ENGLISH. HULK THINK HULK MISUNDERSTAND AGAIN. HULK HAD TO ASK A GUY WHAT "BRAZILIAN" WAS. HULK GOT LITTLE FACT. EVENTUALLY, GAMMA RAYS MAKE THEM FALL OUT ANYWAY. RAARGH, IT LIKE NAIR BOMB.
Simun asked:
and if you do go Brazilian, will you go to one of those places or try it on your own?
HULK ADMIT TO WAXING CERTAIN AREAS ONCE. HULK SCREAM CAUSED RIFT IN SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!!
creepybaldguy asked:
Hulk, Who would win in a fight puny banner or puny stark?
SADLY, HULK THINK BANNER END UP NOTCH ON STARK'S BEDPOST. RAAARGH, STARK SLEEP WITH ANYTHING!!! INCLUDING DONKEYS.
HAHAHA, WHAT YOU THINK OF THAT, STARK!!
simmo asked:
Hulk, Care to explain? 
HULK…ERR…HULK…UMM…HULK…GOTTA SAY…ERR…UMM…WELL…HULK THINK…SEE…UMM…WELL, HULK REALLY THINK THAT…ERR…UMM…HULK HAD SOMETHING HE WAS GONNA SAY…RIGH TON TIP OF HULK'S TONGUE…THAT REALLY…ERR…WHAT MAN MEANS IS HULK WAS…UMM…ERRR…RAARGH NEXT QUESTION!!!
Chase asked:
Hulk, which song better represents the softer side of you: "Don't Speak" by No Doubt, or, "Big Red Car" by The
Wiggles?
NOT YET GIRL, NOT YET WOMAN BY BRITNEY SPEARS!!
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
How did you feel about Hacker Vietnam?
HACKER? HULK DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HER!! HAHAHAHA IT GOOD TO LAUGH. BUT SERIOUSLY, HULK ALREADY GOT PLANE TICKET TO VIETNAM. HULK HOPE THIS NOT RED HERRING. HULK NOT FOND OF RED HERRING. HULK NOT LIKE GET BONE IN THROAT.
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Hulk, you probably won't remember this, but back in the late 70's when I was I child growing up in the southwest, I was playing "han-and-chewie" out in the back yard with my pet puppy "SoopaGrover" when all of a sudden you came hurtling down from the heavens during of one of your leaping migrations on your way from one locale to another.With a thunderous KATHOOOOOM! you struck and again leapt from the ground with such force, the shockwave toppled me from the tree I had begun to climb. Disoriented, I frantically scanned the jumbled terrain for SoopaGrover only to see a tiny spot of blood soaking into the soil. Quickly I glanced upward and caught a brief glimpse of SoopaGrover; unconscious and broken, wedged between your index and big toe, as you both vanished into the atmospheric distance.
In a blind rage, I ran to my bedroom and hastily assembled all my Hulk comics into a heap which I took outside, savagely tore to shreds and subsequently lit ablaze as a signal to lil' SoopaGrover up in doggie heaven that I missed him and would one day confront you over this tragedy.
So, sir, now that I have your undivided attention, my question to you is…
Did you even notice that cute little furball with a red cape which was stuck between your toes on that fateful day?
DID YOU EVER EVEN NOTICE???
*collapses to one knee as an assistant runs in and drapes cloak over shoulders*
HULK THOUGHT HE JUMPED THROUGH BARBECUE. HULK WONDERED ALL THESE YEARS WHAT IT WAS. NOW HULK KNOW. IT SOME KID'S SOOPAGROVER.
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. SOOPAGROVER DELICIOUS. HULK HUNGRY FROM JUMPING SO LONG, HULK GLAD TO HAVE SNACK ON THE GO. HULK MAKE SURE NONE OF DOG GO TO WASTE. HULK NOT FINICKY EATER. HULK NOT PICKY.
hagop9 asked:
Hulk,
Do you think you could have done as much smashing if you had originally been drawn by Mike Sekowsky?
HULK DO JUST AS MUCH SMASHING IF HULK HAD BEEN DRAWN BY FRED HEMBECK. HULK SMASH REGARDLESS OF ARTIST. THAT GIVE HULK IDEA. HULK WANT SQUIGGLY KNEES. HULK THINK IT COOL. IT'LL BE LOATEST THING. HULK NEED TO TALK TO MANAGER ABOUT SQUIGGLY KNEES. HULK FORGET QUESTION.
ERRR…rargh…