HULK BACK! RAAARGH!
Simun asked:
why do I giggle every time I hear someone say Lake Titicaca?
HULK THINK YOU HAVE UNNATURAL OBSESSION WITH CHILI DOGS. NOW HULK THE ONE WHO GIGGLE!
Chase asked:
Dear Hulk,
Firstly, hugs on taking the time to do this always entertaining, endlessly hilarious article every so often. Hope you enjoy the chocolate covered meatloaf I sent over. It’s like the best of both worlds. >_0
But yeah, the last article ended with "SHAPE-SHIFTING TENTACLE RAPE! IT MOST AWESOME ANIME EVER!" Got me to do a little, um, researching, and, well… Have you seen your ‘fan art’? It’s quite complimentary. Like a "flagpole" as you’ve mentioned.
There was also one where you ‘smashed’ Spider-Man. >_> Sorta explains the "webhead" nickname, though. =x
RAAAARGH! HULK PRETTY SURE HULK GONNA NEED LAWYER AFTER HEARING THIS. HULK NEVER AUTH…AUTH…GAVE PERMISSION FOR FAN ART. HULK MADE FAN ART ONE TIME. HULK KEPT TRYING TO DRAW BLADES OF FAN, MADE HULK DIZZY. THEN SOMEONE SAY HULK TURN THE FAN OFF. HULK NOT KNOW WHERE KIDS COME UP WITH THESE CRAZY IDEAS.
simmo asked:
Hulk,
We laugh at you every week, do you realise that? Your stupidity becomes the butt of our jokes. Seriously. Just
thought I should let you know. Why don’t you read a book, and get educated fool?
HULK NOT NEED EDUMACATION. HULK GOT PHD IN BUTTKICK. DO YOU HAVE PHD IN BUTTKICK? DO YOU? WELL, CALL HULK WHEN YOU DO. OH, SURE, IT HONORARY DEGREE, BUT STILL, IT THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
SamuRon asked:
why is your cousin She-Hulk so promiscuous? she even slept with Tony Stark. and she keeps trying to deny sleeping
with Juggernaut. at this point, I wouldn’t even !@#$ her with Slade’s sweaty sausage.
…SHE SLEPT WITH WHO NOW?
RAAARGH, HULK WOULD DYE HAIR BLACK AND CUT SELF, BUT HULK NOT HAVE KNIFE SHARP ENOUGH TO MAKE HULK FEEL PAIN THAT IN HULK’S SOUL RIGHT NOW. HULK GONNA LISTEN TO THAT BAND WITH THE HIGH VOICED SINGER THAT SOUND LIKE HE ABOUT TO CRY ALL THE TIME. 30 SECONDS TO FALLOUT BOY, OR WHATEVER.
dracine asked:
Do you think Tony Stark is just misunderstood or a giant butthead?
HULK GOT LETTER THE OTHER DAY FROM STARK. LETTER ADDRESSED TO "DUMBASS." HULK WANNA KNOW HOW MAILMAN KNEW TO GIVE IT TO ME? RAAARGH! HULK NOT HAPPY WITH THIS TURN OF EVENTS!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Hulk
Do you file income taxes yearly?
WHY YOU THINK ARMY ALWAYS AFTER HULK? HULK LIKE WILLIE NELSON, EXCEPT WITHOUT BEARD. OR NASALLY WHINE!
Ibentmyman-thing asked:
Hulk
Why are there no Hulk waves at SDCC?
HULK THINK FWOOSHERS ASHAMED OF HULK. HULK WAVED TO MANY FWOOSHERS, NOBODY WAVED BACK. ALL PRETEND THEY NOT KNOW HULK. HULK THINK HE EMBARRASSMENT. ROBOKILLAH HID BEHIND PABLOBOLOBOLOBO, VANILLABLUE PRETENDED TO FONDLE METAMORPHO, AND THAT CRAARL GUY JUST KEPT STARING AT HULK BEHIND HIS SHADES. FREAK HULK OUT. MAYBE CAUSE HULK NEARLY NAKED. HULK HEAR CRAARL LIKE THAT.
HULK DID GET PICTURE TAKEN WITH SEVERAL BOOTH BABES THOUGH. FUN TIMES!
simmo asked:
Hulk,
Doc Samson is always trying to help you, but you just keep hitting him. Why is that?
HULK HAVE DEPTH! HULK NOT JUST SOME CASE. HULK THINK HIPPIE GREEN HAIR THINKS HULK EASY CASE. HULK COMPLEX. HULK GOT LEVELS. HULK DEEP LIKE OCEAN.
ALSO, HULK JUST LIKE TO PUNCH HIM AND SHOUT SHAZAM! BECAUSE OF STUPID LIGHTNING BOLT ON HIS CHEST. WHO HE THINK HE KID?
amacigian asked:
Hulk,
If you ran around in circles while wearing a toga, and a earthquake occurred and destroyed the earth and you were the last thing alive…
would you eat cheese?
HULK LACTOSE INTOLERANT! IT IRONIC LIKE END OF THAT TWILIGHT ZONE! HULK HAD TIME NOW! RAAARGH!!
Simun asked:
what’s the most interesting object you’ve ever vomited out?
JIMMY HOFFA!
creepybaldguy asked:
Hulk, What is your favorite pizza topping? I, Myself prefer nothing, no cheese or anything.
THAT CRAZY TALK! YOU’RE CRAZY! DON’T BE CRAZY! HULK LIKE SARDINES ON PIZZA.
DON’T LOOK AT HULK LIKE THAT!
RockSteady asked:
Hulk do you think you could beat Chuck Norris in a fight?
WHY YOU THINK HE HAVE BEARD? THAT NOT BEARD HAIR, THAT HEAD HAIR. HULK HIT HIM SO HARD IT MIGRATED. RAAARGH!
simmo asked:
Hulk, why are you late?
WAS HULK LATE, OR IS HULK EARLY FOR NEXT WEEK! RAARGH, THINK ABOUT IT.
Simun asked:
are you pregnant?
HULK MISSED HIS PERIOD! HULK CAN’T ENDS SENTENCES WITHOUT IT! RAAARGH!
Pendragon Concepts asked:
How do you really feel about purple pants?
HULK REALLY THINK HE TYPECAST. SOMETIMES HULK WANT TO WEAR BLACK. BLACK SLIMMING. BUT HULK GOT IMAGE TO MAINTAIN. HULK’S LIFE SUCKS!
HULK GONE!!